After celebrating 25 years of marriage, a husband looked at his wife and decided to share a thought.
“Honey,” he said, “a quarter of a century ago we were living in a tiny apartment, driving an old beater, sleeping on a pull-out sofa, and watching a black-and-white TV that was barely 10 inches. But back then, I went to bed every night with a gorgeous 25-year-old blonde.
Now, here we are with a beautiful home, a nice car, a king-size bed, and a big flat-screen TV. But the blonde I go to sleep next to every night is now 50. Seems like the deal isn’t quite the same anymore.”
His wife, calm and clever as always, replied:
“Well then, sweetheart, why don’t you go out and find yourself a new 25-year-old blonde? I’ll make sure you’re right back in a tiny apartment, driving an old car, and sleeping on a sofa bed in no time.”
